Monday, March 2, 2015

Ballys Nightmare

Hey everyone so for those of you who know me pretty well you knew I was spending way too much money the past year on a personal trainer through the gym Ballys Total Fitness. Although I have a few new workouts up my sleeve and more confidence that I am strong, I would consider the past year a complete waste of my money and my time.

I remember getting the day I got swindled and harassed into my membership like it was yesterday. I was walking in the mall to pass time between class and a late night soccer game when a guy in front of the gym approached me. Normally I would just nod and keep walking but I felt BAD for them, because NOBODY ever say "Yeah Ill come hear what you have to say," and like I said, I had some time to kill so I figured I would hear what they had to say to humor them and then just leave. Well the guy was very nice, gave me a free 2-week pass, and he showed me around the gym. I was not at all impressed at what I saw and was anxious to leave. So at the last leg of the tour he sat me a table and tried to get me to sign up for a membership. I vehemently said No for the first 20 minutes, I even tried to get up to leave and he blocked my exit. So I sat back down after half an hour of not being allowed to leave and was brought a membership packet to read which promised meal planning, personal training assessment every 3 months, and a personalized fitness plan. All of those were something I was interested in so I finally gave in. So the nice tour guide left and in came this DISGUSTING excuse of a man. He had a thick Boston accent, he was eating a sandwich and had mayo on his mustache, and he was fat. Like a gross fat.--side note: turns out he was the manager, yikes-- He was loud and scary and I was trying to negotiate memberships to get a cheap one and he was so creepy I just started nodding so I could leave ASAP. SO I ended up signing up for a year membership. Left and played my soccer game went to bed.

And immediately the next day I had buyers remorse. I was a first semester grad student with a below-minimum wage job, a gym membership was the last thing I needed. SO there was a clause in the contract and you can cancel within 3 day of signing, IF you do everything the contract says which is:
Send a certified cancellation letter, containing your contract, and your key card to a P.O. Box in Washington DC. Needless to say I didnt expect it to work. Especially after I had googled Ballys and saw some scary things about their business practices. So for about a month I didnt go to the gym at all, but one day I was at the mall with my friend and I stopped by at the desk just to see if I was indeed still a member. I told a white lie and said I lost my key card, not that I sent it in when I tried to cancel my membership. They started to look me up and were giving me a hard time already and my friend was giving it back to them, thank god she was there or I probably would have done something else stupid. So after some lip they gave me a new key card (which I found out 7 months later wasn't even registered to my account, I was literally punching in to nothing. great) and then I had to make an appointment with the personal trainer to be "evaluated" which, was part of the initial agreement I signed so I did, happily, because I wanted someone to motivate me to workout.

The year with my personal trainer came and went and I learned some good new workout ideas such as how to do deadlifts (which I have to admit are my favorite exercise now). My contract was winding down and I brought it up to my trainer that my membership would end before my contract with him would end and his solution was "just let it end and you can pay month to month until ours is up." Um, ok. Our contract was up only a month after my membership was so I started sending off my certified letters (again) that stated "my year-long gym membership is up and I do not wish to renew it. as well as the contract with my trainer." The instructions in my contract and online said to send it to some random PO box in DC and that I would be notified when my membership was canceled....guess what didn't happen? From reading comments on message boards and yelp about the way this company runs I put together that this was going to be harder than sending off two letters, this company wants to leak every penny out of you as possible. 

The month that my contract with my trainer was over came and I was getting very anxious because I hadn't heard back from corporate. Then the month ended and I got charged again for a monthly fee and the training fees so this time I called 1-866-402-2559 (member support) and emailed the support team and got this answer "your Ballys is a franchised gym, contact them to cancel your account" aka some local idiot is running this joint and DC can't do anything for me until the idiot gives them the go ahead. Now I had to track down the idiot in charge of upstate NY gyms, it ended up being Syracuse. I called the Syracuse gym and when I told the boy, yes he sounded like he was 12, on the phone what was going on he told me that he would put me on the list for Bob the Accountant to call me back writhing 3 days. 3 days came and Bob never called me back, so I called them and found out Bob only works after 7pm and I'm on the top of his list still. Aka never happening. 

Upset and with nowhere else to go I called my trainer and he told me HE NO LONGER WORKED AT MY GYM!!!! I burst into tears and he finally told me to call my gym and talk to "Justin" and he will handle it. It was 3 months after my gym membership was up and 2 after my training one. I called up "Justin" and I told him that my contract I was over, I did what it said: I sent my certified letters to DC, gave a copy to my trainer, even addressed one to my trainer about the training and that I've been trying to get this thing cancelled for 2 months with no luck. (I also stopped going to that gym when my contract was up to prove my point). Justin was the first helpful person in this whole mess. He looked up my account and said "oh yeah you're not active anymore", he removed me from the system and promised
I would be reimbursed for the $$$. I practically could've kissed him through the phone I was so happy! Then he said he would call me back in 2 days and check if I got my money back. Cool, sounds good. Then the next best thing happened: I got a cancellation confirmation email from headquarters the next day and I was on cloud 9. I thought my Ballys nightmare was finally over and I would be one who actually got out...

Justin didn't call me back,
which was ok at the time because it was all worth it just to be done with that mess. I also was never reimbursed. Maybe that should've been my red flag? Well it is now May, this all happened in Dec-Feb. Last night before I went to bed I checked my bank account to see if my paychecks went through and I saw 3 pending payments to Ballys for amounts that I have never paid them before. I was so sick I couldn't fall asleep and I woke up way too early for a Saturday because I'm stressed out about it. I'm calling my bank this morning when they open and going to the gym this afternoon looking for an explanation.

I feel helpless and taken advantage of, I was basically bullied into a membership and I don't even go there anymore and I'm still paying for it. Moral of the story: DONT GO TO BALLYS

Friday, January 16, 2015

OMG PANCAKES

I like to consider myself pretty creative and I also believe that necessity is the mother of invention. Today I woke up and had a hankering for pancakes. Not just run of the mill, use the pancake mix pancakes. I needed thick, fluffy, melt in your mouth pancakes. 

So I have lately been interested, like every other 20-something girl it seems, in making basic recipes more healthy. One of the ways to do this are make some substitutions, my favorite example is plain greek yogurt instead of sour cream. Yesterday was also leg day and so today I'm nursing my pain with protein so my first ingredient of amazing pancakes was greek yogurt. I also decided to add a scoop of vanilla protein powder for an extra kick. 

I next couldn't decide between what I wanted in the pancakes. I don't like plain pancakes, that's wrong. The competing flavor were between berries and chocolate, my two true loves. Instead of picking sides I just threw them all together and came up with a combination of blueberries, chocolate chips, and white chocolate chips. I went heavy on the berries and light on the chocolate and it was amazing. 

These pancakes were the most amazing thing I have experienced in all of 2015. The consistency was just what I wanted, even a little gooey which was fine with me. I'm not even good at cooking pancakes, some of them came out a little burnt but that didn't even matter the flavor was just incredible. 



Here's my recipe:

1 cup of pancake batter(box or your own      recipe)
1 cup of greek yogurt-can be any flavor I used black cherry 
1 scoop of vanilla protein powder
1 egg
2/3 cup of water
As many blueberries as you want
Handful of white chocolate chips
Smaller handful of chocolate chips

Cook and enjoy! 




Saturday, January 10, 2015

January Blues

Unemployment during the month of January is possibly the worst month of the whole year to be unemployed. It has not been warmer than 25 degrees since the New Year. Our thermostat never goes above 64, and our fireplace only heats one room in the whole house. AKA IM FREEZING ALL DAY EVERY DAY
...I go through wool socks like they are underwear now, and fleece leggings and long johns are my new best friends. This is not a joke people, this is a war on cold. All I want to do is go for a run outside, but I don't think frost bite and hypothermia are worth it...

So on top of the bitter cold dragging me down, I am also having no luck with this job search thing. I'm starting to wonder if this is even the field I want to go in. Everyone keeps trying to give me job search advice and bestow their wisdom on me, but it's getting really annoying actually. So when people ask me how the job searching is going, I try to find a new topic to talk about ASAP.

Part of the problem is the jobs themselves often look for a few to several years of experience, so I dont even qualify for most of them. Secondly, its a competitive field and I'm low on the totem pole, I can't even tell if my resumes are being looked at. The third problem is, people keep telling me that its my time to do anything I want. Well what I want is to be on a boat and follow Orca Whales in their migration and swim with them and love them (basically real life Free Willy) but I have 0 experience in boating, whale research, marine biology sooo why would they hire me at all? Also-those jobs are rare and there is like no chance of me ever finding my way on a whale research boat, unless I start up my own crew. But I'm poor. And have student loans I have to pay off....

I also want to own a house on a beach and be in walking distance of the ocean...im too poor for that also. Or I want to explore space, but I'm not an astronaut.

So I've spent about 2 or 3 weeks on the couch watching Netflix where I finished rewatching the Office, saw all the animal documentaries. I have read 4 books, 2 were great, and 2 were kind of bad but I couldnt put them down. I've slept enough to catch up on all the sleep I missed during my Master's program.  So basically now I am just really bored. This would all be easier if I had more friends who were home, I cant count my friends who are left on one hand, but they all have professions and have started their lives...P. Sawyer from OTH said it first: "people always leave" and its depressing being the one who is left behind. I just need a one-way ticket out of here, unfortunately the ticket needs to have benefits, a rate of pay I can live off of, and hopefully a fun place where I can actually start living. There isn't even a bar around here for me to go to and have a little fun, last night was a Friday...what was I doing? I finished a book and watched a movie with my parents. Who both fell asleep within the first twenty minutes...kewl. Anyways, I'm so bored, I might actually clean the house.

So yeah cold, bored, and lonely...Happy January, the most depressing month of the year. It can only get better from here right?

Friday, January 2, 2015

Adieu to 2014

Phewwww I am glad 2014 is over. What a crazy and stressful year...there were many ups and downs and lots of lessons learned for sure. 

I brought in the New Year with some of my college friends, we call ourselves The Dumps, and we celebrated it in true Dump fashion: with lots of booze and a big party. I was drunk as a skunk on New Years Eve and dead as a door nail on New Years Day. That was a hangover I never want to live again. So my first lesson of 2015 will be to remember I'm not a sophomore in college that can handle a handle of vodka, I'm a classy lady with the tolerance of a toddler. Maybe this year I will learn some self control with alcohol...lolll we'll see. 


Ok so it's a new year...I don't want to be cliche with the whole new year new me thing but 2015 will bring a lot of changes and experiences my way so literally a new me. Now that I have finished my Masters the main task of 2015 will be putting my degree to use and finding a job I can enjoy. I'm searching all over country for a job in my field, except in New York because I am ready for a new state.  I literally don't know where I'll be in 3 months, it's making my life a little hard to plan! But hey I'm ready for it! 

In March I'll be going to Europe with my very best friend. I can't wait it's going to be a trip of a life time. One of the places we are going has a teach English as a Second Language program and I decided that if by the end of our trip I don't have a job and loved where we were I will pursue that path and live in Euorpe for a year. How cool would that be?!!! 

I finally decided a resolution for myself for this year. One of my downfalls is impatience for others and I get pretty grumpy and snappy. I don't like being that way so I'm going to work on my new mantra: kill 'em with kindness. I'm going to be fucking bubbly and happy no matter who bugs me. Putting smiles on bitches faces from 2015.

Here are a few of mah goals for 2015:
1. Smile more
2. Stop beating myself up
3. Do new things and be more adventurous 
4. Learn to love my life

Ok, the end! Best of luck on your own New Years resolutions and goals and may 2015 bring you lots of happiness and good fortune, cheers!